she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Couch. On fire.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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