like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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