how can u be prego again
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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