She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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