I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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