When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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