i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
My feet surprised me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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