just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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