I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Drunk is not a location!
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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