So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I have post one night stand depression
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