is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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