this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
babies were throwing up all over the place
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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