**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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