im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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