tell your sister to shave her snatch
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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