You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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