Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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