I hate your face
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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