He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.