Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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