no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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