I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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