? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He did a backflip because drugs
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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