why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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