Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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