you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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