are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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