3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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