I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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