I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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