yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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