Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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