They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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