Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I look better un-naked...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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