just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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