No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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