Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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