On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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