Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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