I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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