don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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