great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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