i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
