please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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