She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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