med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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