Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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