doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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