btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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