Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I love you.
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