Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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