Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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