You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he thought i was a dude.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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