we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
