Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
3pm strippers are depressing
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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