I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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