i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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