We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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