okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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